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Frank Lampard Charged With Racism Over Wembley Goal »

Goal thief

Tweet Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been charged with Racism following Saturday’s Wembley international against Spain. The FA alleges that Lampard ‘deliberately stole’ the winning goal from Aston Villa’s Darren Bent in a premeditated ‘racial attack’ and if found guilty could ban the player for life. “This…

Nov 14 2011 / 1 Comment / Read More »

Chelsea Captain Reveals Controversial ‘Poppy Plan” »

England training session

Tweet Chelsea captain John Terry has revealed how he planned to force teammates to inject drugs in order to overcome FIFA’s poppy ban. “I was never going to let a load of foreigners tell us what to do” said Terry, “nothing was going to stop…

Nov 10 2011 / No Comment / Read More »

New Twist In John Terry Racism Row? »

It'll be all white on the night

Tweet Ex Aston Villa manager Ron Atkinson has called on top footballers to take ‘more care’ after seeing the damage caused by the ongoing John Terry – Anton Ferdinand race row. Other footballing greats such as Andy Gray and Richard Keys have seen careers ruined…

Nov 5 2011 / No Comment / Read More »

Ex Man City Captain In New Crisis »

Book theft

Tweet Manchester City defender Kolo Toure is in turmoil after hearing of the club’s decision to fine him over an unpaid library fine dating back to 1987. The former City captain attended a club hearing on Monday after being told his employers would not turn…

Nov 1 2011 / No Comment / Read More »

Ex Newcastle Star Sparks Celebrations Across Sunderland. »

Tweet Sunderland Football Club have revealed that Ex Newcastle United star Titus Bramble tested negative after an official drugs test conducted earlier this week. It was the news that all drug dealers throughout the Newcastle and Sunderland area wanted to hear after links to Bramble’s…

Oct 28 2011 / No Comment / Read More »

Arsenal Set To Unveil Secret Weapon Against Chelsea »

Tweet Arsene Wenger is set to unveil the world’s first football boot with a remote controlled shoot button at Stamford Bridge tomorrow. The £200 boots are fitted with a miniature GPS transmitter- similar to those used in sat nav systems – and are set to…

Oct 28 2011 / 3 Comments / Read More »

Chelsea Captain Admits QPR Abuse – But Not Racism »

Tweet Following QPR’s controversial win against Chelsea, the arguments have continued off the field with Anton Ferdinand claiming John Terry used a “racial slur” during an exchange in the match, causing Terry to respond fiercely that he would never abuse someone – in that manner.…

Oct 25 2011 / No Comment / Read More »
Classic tMS Stories

England Star ‘Violently Sick’ After Hearing Arsenal’s Plans »

This Expression Has Not Left His Face

Tweet Gary Cahill’s move from Bolton to Arsenal collapsed when the defender refused to be part of Arsene Wenger’s new team formation based on the…

Sep 7 2011 / 6 Comments / Read More »

United Sign Sneijder In Amazing Swap Deal. »

One Man Team

Tweet It has been the most talked about transfer of the summer, but Manchester United have finally completed the signing of Wesley Sneijder, but at…

Jul 14 2011 / 8 Comments / Read More »

Tottenham In £160 Million Transfer Gamble. »

euromil-198x200

Tweet Harry Redknapp is planning a £150 million transfer rampage in an attempt to get his Spurs side back into the top 4. The Spurs…

Jul 12 2011 / 3 Comments / Read More »

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Arsenal

Ex Man City Captain In New Crisis

Book theft

Tweet Manchester City defender Kolo Toure is in turmoil after hearing of the club’s decision to fine him over an unpaid library fine dating back to 1987. The…

Nov 1 2011 / Read More »
English Football

Man United Star Announces Shock Retirement

Ex England player Jones

Tweet Phil Jones today announced his retirement from international duty in order to concentrate on his Manchester United career. The 21 year old, who made his debut for…

Oct 8 2011 / Read More »
Liverpool

Shocking Photograph That Supports Man United Star’s Abuse Claim

Luis Suarez signing autographs

Tweet Patrice Evra has told Sir Alex Ferguson he wants to pursue his allegation of racism against Liverpool striker Luis Suarez after fresh photographs emerged that could support…

Oct 19 2011 / Read More »
Manchester Utd

Wayne Rooney Senior Celebrates Man City’s Derby Win

Gambling expert

Tweet Wayne Rooney senior was today toasting a world £345 million gambling win after correctly predicting every major incident in yesterday’s Old Trafford derby. Speaking from his West…

Oct 24 2011 / Read More »
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